Fireside

The Manny Tapes

Heeeeeeeeeeeey, let's hear it for the fucking octogenarians that are always in front of me and the boy when we're going up the stairs in the subway. I'm carrying the entire stroller, plus him, plus whatever I've picked up from the store etc, and I always seem to get right behind some fucker mmoooooooooooooooseying their way up the steps, going slow so they can soak in every second before they shuffle off this Earth. Fuck!!!!!















"Hahahaha!!!! Maybe if you weren't hauling your fat ass around too it wiouldn't be so bad, you fat four-eyed motherfucker!!!!!"

The Manny Tapes

Every day I feed the boy in the morning, then we goof around for awhile, and then I put him down for a nap. He usually sleeps about two hours, then he gets up and we do the exact same routine again. It dawned on me today: I wonder if he thinks that's two seperate days? Great. No wonder he laughs out loud every time he watches me get paid - he thinks I'm getting half as much as I really am!


















"Hahahaha! You broke ass motherfucker - I should get paid for having to hear your fucking bullshit everyday, faggot!!"