The Manny Tapes

I won't be a Manny forever. But I'm pretty sure it's the last job I'll have where it's completely normal to dig into a jacket pocket and think "what's this? oh, a half-eaten butter sandwich. Cool."








HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! They named a sandwich after your tits, did they? Fuck you, shithead!!!!"

The Manny Tapes

Today's Episode: WHY I AM THE BEST IN THE BIZ.

Xmas: how bout some rice n' beans, buddy?
Short Bus: no! NO rice n beans!!
Xmas: really? (lopping rice n beans onto plate)
Short Bus: no! no rice n beans!!
Xmas: you sure? camon! (bringing plate of rice n beans over to him)
Short Bus: no!! NO RICE N' BEANS!!!!!!!
Xmas: okay buddy (puts plate of rice n beans on table in front of Short Bus)
Short Bus: (looking at plate) what's this?
Xmas: Mexican food.
Short Bus: (starts eating)







"HAHAHAHAHHAA! Lemme guess, some asshole tricked you into eating a fucking bus? Beep beep, you fat fuck!!!!"

Fireside

GUEST HOST: Short Bus

I've been sick all week, but The Manny still fucking shows up at my house. For chrissake - I'M SICK DUMBASS, do you really think I can spend all day watching your sorry ass? Oh wait, looks like he's found the cure: watching reruns of Rosanne all day with his hand down his pants, waiting for Choo Fung Choo to come with his roadkill foo young. Thanks, Dr. Asshole. I feel better already. I guess it’s “Starve a cold, feed a fever, oh look, The Manny’s on YouPorn again”, right? fucking christ.