Monday, December 15, 2008

The Manny Tapes

I won't be a Manny forever. But I'm pretty sure it's the last job I'll have where it's completely normal to dig into a jacket pocket and think "what's this? oh, a half-eaten butter sandwich. Cool."

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! They named a sandwich after your tits, did they? Fuck you, shithead!!!!"

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Manny Tapes

Today's Episode: WHY I AM THE BEST IN THE BIZ.

Xmas: how bout some rice n' beans, buddy?
Short Bus: no! NO rice n beans!!
Xmas: really? (lopping rice n beans onto plate)
Short Bus: no! no rice n beans!!
Xmas: you sure? camon! (bringing plate of rice n beans over to him)
Short Bus: no!! NO RICE N' BEANS!!!!!!!
Xmas: okay buddy (puts plate of rice n beans on table in front of Short Bus)
Short Bus: (looking at plate) what's this?
Xmas: Mexican food.
Short Bus: (starts eating)

"HAHAHAHAHHAA! Lemme guess, some asshole tricked you into eating a fucking bus? Beep beep, you fat fuck!!!!"

Monday, December 8, 2008


Friday, December 5, 2008


I've been sick all week, but The Manny still fucking shows up at my house. For chrissake - I'M SICK DUMBASS, do you really think I can spend all day watching your sorry ass? Oh wait, looks like he's found the cure: watching reruns of Rosanne all day with his hand down his pants, waiting for Choo Fung Choo to come with his roadkill foo young. Thanks, Dr. Asshole. I feel better already. I guess it’s “Starve a cold, feed a fever, oh look, The Manny’s on YouPorn again”, right? fucking christ.