The Manny Tapes

Got my first unsolicited "I love you Rats!" today!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Usually it's a twenty minute process ending with him saying "what is it I have to say to shut you the fuck up?"

Hey, the kid loves Rats. Why not? :)









"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess it's true, people will say ANYTHING if they're fucking being tortured by your big fat ass!!!"

Week Off

The Manny didn't come over all last week, as he hurt his back (gee, never saw that one coming, Fat Ass.) So someone else watched me one day, and I don't know what her deal was but my food went cold as I sat there waiting for her to test the food for poisons. Is The Manny the only one that knows this is absolutely necessary? Jeez, I thought as I went hungry all day; he's a dipshit but at least he's willing to eat most of my food so I don't, you know, die. In his defense, there's something to be said for that.