Monday, November 10, 2008

GUEST HOST: Short Bus

I don't know why I bother dragging this fucking loser with me to class at the YMCA. Hey, congratulations, you can throw a rubber ball at me for half an hour. Ooooooh, were there any dodgeball scouts at the gym today???!! "The Fat One is ready for 'The Show'!!!"

Oh yeah, and professor: you might wanna come up with another way of hitting on the one hot woman in class other than "peeping for her thong every time she bends over to interact with her kid." Yes, I'm SURE that's such a turn-on it completely overrides her even possibly thinking "why is this dude hanging out with a two year-old in the middle of a Monday morning?"

I don't know why I even bother. Seriously, if we didn't both take a nap in the middle of the day I'd lose my mind.

1 comment:

lil bear said...

sometimes i think he forgets hes right handed.