Monday, November 17, 2008

The Manny Tapes

In our "My Grownup & Me" class the last few weeks I've noticed that one of the kids has been accompanied by his father, not his usual nanny. I wonder if he's been laid off, or was on Wall Street. Certainly looks the part. I'm allowed to sneer smugly, as I am in the most recession-proof of industries: child care AND gossip magazines. The only way I could be MORE recession-proof is if I had a combo porn/funeral home shop.

"HAHAHAHAA! Adds up, since a corpse is the only ass you fat bitch could get, shit for brains!!!"

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