Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Manny Tapes

Short Bus is adding words to his vocab everyday, including people's names. "Mommy." "Daddy." "Luke." "Sarkozy." Eeeeeeeeeeverybody's name, he can say. Except, of course, mine. What does he call me, his closest of companions, his bosom buddy? The guy who spends every day in the trenches with him? His big buddy, his protector?


Christ. I can't fucking win.

"Hahahahaha! Well, you spread disease, you steal food and you have a centimeter-long dick, shithead!!!"

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